butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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