I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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