is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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