Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
