Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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