IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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