If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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