Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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