Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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