Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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