Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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