I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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