do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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