if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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