That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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