i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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