why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i out mim tonsoeep
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