My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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