Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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