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you win
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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