you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
