It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
True strength comes from lack of pants
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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