ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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