he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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