Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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