He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We are all done wearing pants today
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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