Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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