If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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