I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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