stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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