we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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