i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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