Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
it hurts more in the daytime
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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