No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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