All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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