Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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