i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
