No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
