Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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