Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I had to cum in my sink.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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