I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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