My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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