Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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