I smell stomach acid.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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