South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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