I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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