"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So much Jack, so little girl.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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