you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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