After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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