awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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