After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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